*cries for poa when sirius tells him he's bringing harry home, and then DOOM*
well you're lucky i've already started planning it. it starts off with 2 illegal activities, 3 really, though the third is hypothetical. sirius is one bad muthafucka.
and remember, you need to illustrate. a bunch. if this is going to be an epic fic, then it will be epic with art involved.