GryffindorJ (gryffindorj) wrote in pervy_werewolf, @ 2008-05-25 20:37:00 |
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Entry tags: | #lmom 2008, author: gryffindorj, kink: dirty talk, remus/sirius |
Late Bloomer 25/31
Title: Empathy (Late Bloomer 25/31)
Author: gryffindorj
Rating: PG-13
Word Count:854
Pairings:Sirius/Remus
Kinks: dirty talk
Challenge:LMoM '08
Remus sleepily looked up at Sirius. He wanted him to know it was time to turn off the light.
"Tired?" Sirius asked with out looking up from his book.
"Yeah," Remus said covering his mouth as he yawned. "What are you reading any way?"
"Vonnegut," Sirius said looking at the cover and shrugging. "S'ok," he dropped the book on the floor.
"James with Lily?" Remus asked and Sirius nodded.
"Giving each other head or something. She still won't let him fuck her."
"Let's hope Prongs remembers the difference between an arsehole and a clit tonight," Remus said rolling onto his back.
"She might enjoy having her arse licked," Sirius said easily. Remus opened his eyes and knit his brows together, looking at Sirius.
"What?" Sirius said. "Some birds like that kinky shit." Remus now lifted his head and smiled slightly. "Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Birds like that kinky shit," Remus said trying to stifle a laugh. "Do tell us Sirius Pollux Flint 'and five other fucking middle names' Black how you know this?"
"I have only the four middle names not the six you have just given me and you weren't my first," Sirius said with a fair bit of cheek.
"Your first what?" Remus said sitting up now, fully engaged in the conversation.
"The first arse I've licked. There were one or two before you."
"One? Or Two?" Remus asked.
"Moony, don't get like this," Sirius said trying to encircle him with his arms. "You know I was no choir boy before you."
"I never thought you were a choir boy even when I met you," Remus laughed. "What else have you done?"
"What or who?" Sirius smiled crookedly.
"Ha. Ha." Remus flopped back down on the pillow.
The door opened to the dormitory and James came strutting in. "She blow you?" Sirius asked.
"Yup," James said as he began to undress.
"Must be nice," Sirius said.
"It is and don't sound so glum. I bet you'll be sucked off sooner rather than later," James said arrogantly.
"No, not that," Sirius said. "I meant must be nice being stuck in oral sex hell." Sirius began to laugh, so did Remus.
"That's not all we do," James began to tick off on his fingers. "There's hand jobs, and blow jobs, of course. We wanked together once, she wanted to watch me but I made her let me watch her first."
"What was that like?" Remus said.
"Fucking mad. She moaned and made all these little noises, then twisted her nipples and pulled real hard on them and just abused herself."
Sirius and Remus rolled around in fits of laugher at the wistful look and tone James had taken with his description. James showed them two fingers before climbing into his bed. It only increased their laughter.
"Lot of fucking jackals," James grumbled.
As the laughter subsided Remus thought about desperately wanting to please someone but not having the first slue where to begin. He looked at James feeling empathetic. "There are things you can do together other than have sex."
"Yeah, you fucked her tits yet?" Sirius asked innocently.
"Have I what?" James said his voice rising two octaves.
"Coitus a mammalia," Remus said giving the proper term for the act.
"Huh?" James said.
"Oh Christ. Fucking her tits, Prongs," Remus said exacerbated.
"You're cock between her tits as she pressed them together. It's quite the-ah-fucking experience," Sirius said. "You come all over her neck, it's called a pearl necklace. You could offer her a small token of your love in potions tomorrow."
"Yeah and my balls would be gone by lunch once she knew what it was," James replied.
"Maybe she already knows," Remus said.
"How would she now?" James said looking upset.
"Apparently Padfoot was quite the whore before he was with me," Remus said.
"Fucking hell, Moony," Sirius said. "Don't sound so jealous. There's lots of things I've only done with you. Butt sex, had my arse licked, wall sex, the wand up my arse-I loved that, coming on your face then you were coming on mine, tying one another up and, hmm, there's lots. Remember when you licked treacle off me for over two hours?"
"Yeah," Remus couldn't help but chuckle. Sirius may have been with a few or a hundred more people than Remus but it was ok. Remus doubted Sirius ever slept in the same bed with the person after they had finished. Sirius slept in his bed even when they didn't.
"Now that's I'm thoroughly revolted, I'm going to sleep," James said drawing his bed hangings.
Remus drew his and Sirius's before settling down into the bed next to Sirius.
"Still tired, Moony?" Sirius whispered.
"No."
"I've nicked a skirt from the laundry. Want to have a look?" Sirius said.
"Classroom, fifth floor?" Remus said sitting up.
"I was thinking staffroom."
"There will be detention in order for such a suggestion," Remus said sternly. "The staffroom is not a place for your fun and games Mr. Black."
"Yes, sir," Sirius said lowering his thick lashes.