pre_raphaelite1 (pre_raphaelite1) wrote in pervy_werewolf, @ 2008-05-23 21:08:00 |
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Entry tags: | #lmom 2008, author: pre_raphaelite1, kink: fetish (any), remus/sirius |
LMoM: Scentillation (Revisited) #23 [Remus/Sirius, R]
Title: Scentillation (Revisited) #23: Fascinum
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: R
Kink(s): dildos, gleeful use of dialogue only
Challenge: LMoM 2008
Word Count: 540
Notes: All subtitles and summaries are names and descriptions of perfume oils from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab and therefore belong to the BPAL powers that be. I'm merely fangirling them with Remus/Sirius pron. And HP belongs to JKR, of course. Click on the pervy_werewolf tag of my username for previous entries.
Today's Scent Description/Summary: Hic habitat felicitas! The penis was a potent and popular symbol of good fortune, strength, power, and fertility in ancient Rome. Images of phalluses adorned Roman homes and shops, bringing the positive energy that the symbol represents into the lives of the inhabitants. Golden amber, golden musk, litsea cubeba, cedar, and saffron.
Scentillation(Revisited) #23: Fascinum
“What about this one?”
“Er- It's pink.”
“So are you.”
“Not that pink.”
“When you're hard you are.”
“I am not.”
“Are too.”
“I am not!”
“Padfoot. You do realise that I like the colour of your cock when you're hard, right?”
“...”
“So how about this one?”
“I don't know, Moony. It's... a lovely shade of manly erection pink, but- maybe something bigger?”
“Okay. Hmm... too horrifying... too glittery.”
“I like glitter.”
“You're really a poof, you know.”
“Says the bloke who shoves his cock up my arse.”
“You realise that in most cultures it's only the bottom who is viewed as gay, right?”
“Har har. Your cock is as gay as my arse is.”
“That's not what I meant. I meant that the bloke who gets fuc-”
“Moony?”
“What?”
“I'm not an idiot.”
“I know you're not.”
“Then stop trying to explain to me what top and bottom are.”
“Oh, right. Sorry about that.”
“Honestly. Sometimes I really wonder what it must be like in your head.”
“Warm and sticky.”
“Your head is fully of spunk?”
“Is that all you think of?”
“Eh- more or less. But it's more more rather than more less right now that we're looking through a catalog filled with erect cocks.”
“Well it's more than that- you make it sound like we're shopping for a prostitute by his cock.”
“Reckon you can do that?”
“... Why do you think I would know the answer to that?”
“I'm not saying that you do. I was say- asking if you think there's a way to do that.”
“I suppose there's a way to do everything, especially when it involves sex- but I've never heard of that.”
“See, now I'm wondering why you think you would have heard of such a thing. Just where do you go on summer hols, Moony?”
“Oh yes. Very funny. You know very well where I go.”
“I know where you say you go. And I know that you're there when James and I stop by. But I don't know where you all the time. For all I know you could be running a nude catering business specializing in meringue monkeys and beer.”
“Er...”
“Why are you giving me that look?”
“And you question what it's like in my brain? God, Padfoot, that's- I don't even know what that is.”
“There, there, Moony. We can't all be toast and tweedy.”
“Right. I think we need more than just a dildo.”
“Oh- I do like it when you take control of things. What else do we need, Mr Lupin? Rubbers shaped like cocks? Edible pants? Heating lube? Nipple clamps?”
“No. No. Ow. And maybe.”
“I think you meant No. No. Maybe. And Ow.”
“No. I meant No. No. Ow. And Maybe. My cock doesn't need anything hotter than your arse. But you like having your nipples pinched. And god but you're a smug bastard.”
“With a 'nearly too hot for Moony's cock' arse. I've got every right to be smug. Now what else are we going to order besides a shiny not-manly-erection pink, bigger than a niffler's cock but smaller than yours dildo?”
“A gag.”
First person to leave feedback gets to choose the BPAL scent as the prompt/inspiration for the next day’s ficlet! Should this not work out, I'll pick a reviewer at my discretion. Thanks to emiime for this one.