perhin (perhin) wrote in perhin_fics, @ 2007-12-07 21:25:00 |
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Entry tags: | house md, house/wilson, humor, rated r, slash |
House/Wilson Double Drabble
I just wrote a House/Wilson drabble and thought I'd post it in my journal. If you like House, M.D., you'll either think this is funny or gross if you're not a slash fan.
I need a title, so if you could help me out, that'd be great.
“Come, on, baby, come on.”
“Wilson, stop treating me like one of your girls.”
“It's not for you.”
“What? I can't make you come?”
“It's lasting a bit too, ohhh...”
“About time. I've been siting here contemplating a blow job. I'm glad I didn't have to.”
“Love you,too, ass.”
“Love you, bitch...Wilson, put your hand right here and tell me what you feel.”
“...It's semen, House, I thought as a doctor you'd know....Do you want a taste?”
“No, I do not want a taste! It's in my scar! You came in my scar!”
“Sorry, I'll clean it up. You act like no one's came on you before.”
“Shut-up! It hurts like hell and if you haven't forgotten, it's not just a scar, but a fucking crater in my leg!”
“You'll be fine. I'm a doctor, I know how to clean scars.”
“Again: shut-up and clean it!”
“You are the most romantic in bed, but the crankiest after, you know that, House?”
“Fine! Do you want to have pillow talk while this dries? Where are the tissues?”
“Over there.”
“This is going to need water. I'm taking a shower, wanna come?”
“Yeah. I'll make sure to aim this time.”