Eeeeeeee!!!!!!!! That was just BRILLIANT! I had convinced myself no one would dare write Percy/Teddy for me... but someone DID! !!! !!! !!!
First off, that was brilliantly comic. I was giggling like mad when I hit the Love, Actually quotes. And I had this moment where Teddy turned into Martine McCutcheon (who, incidentally, I quite adore :D), which was a little odd :P There were so many quoteable lines, I won't parrot them all back at you, but needless to say this was great fun to read! So many details (<3), my favorite of which probably being the little aside about Teddy as a witch at the press conference making eyes at Percy. I LOLed :D
So thank you SO MUCH for taking a chance and giving me exactly what I was hoping for! <3 <3 <3