i love this, seriously. maybe it was three or four years ago? he has a lot of recent exes so some history would be loved and adored, etc. chris is the type of guy to tell the press "nah, i'm single now" while he has a voicemail from an adoring girlfriend on his cell phone. he's a charming guy, haha. i think he would also see right through her protective shell and give her shit for being a fake bitch, etc. just because he likes getting under people's skin way too much.