estate he is not gods gift to man or woman, but what can he do for you? roommate who secretly crushes yet loathes him, a best friend who can call out his bullshit and get him thinking with his right brain. people who hire his ass for carptentry work (he'll try not to sleep with you). current/past flings, fwb, two exes (m or f) who dumped him because he sucks at dating or commitment (he's not a lover, more of a fighter). anything else you want with this moron. hit me with your best shot.