estate going with you! lines for this guy who takes on unconventional and weird jobs and somehow makes a good living? professional mourning, planning someone's event after astrological trends, for hire for fake public fights to impress their friends of lovers, animal therapist to talk strictly about the their emotional issues and insecurities, and a personal alarm clock for someone that needs help waking up in the morning - he'll come over and perform take on me a cappella in their room til they get up.. friends who've been begging him to get a real job for years, exes of any gender