cali 🕯niall horan🕯 for his brother, please! hannah einbinder for his sister because hacks is amazing, cohosts for his youtube channel and podcast, guests for his podcast, friendly exes, and ex that cheated on him with a woman for yeaaaars in college, someone who is super into him and he is blissfully ignorant of it (he is seeing someone and can barely comprehend her being into him, so!) more friends, fellow soft bois, the boys cast, anything and everything