thehudson john mulaney for me and poires to love/annoy, eugene yang for makeover, adam brody, quinta brunson, jurnee smollett, more members of the 40+ club, his best bud since elementary school, fellow former indie sleaze darlings who claim to still be tight with alexa chung, the big ex from about a decade ago, a rivalry so petty and old neither remembers why there's animosity