sordidly any lines for the worst liar ever? he's australian (or british, or canadian, or welsh, depending on when you meet him and what he's feeling) and i'm thinking he probably moved to the states for a relationship that lasted about three months before it fell asunder if anyone's in the market for the most inconsistent ex ever? it would've started online, become too serious too fast, and cumulated down the aisle with various acquaintances saying "what the fuck are you doing" only for their warnings to fall on deaf ears! details are debatable but ideally he's been in the area for a year or so now so he's had time to pick up other exes/flings/whatevers, a friend or two he doesn't lie to (as much), maybe fellow liars, a roommate or two? or if anyone's looking for a colleague past or present i picture him as a jack of all trades who can hold down a job for about three weeks solid, we can work with that!