Someone who shares his love of taxidermy? and/or is his long-term adjacent work-wife at the farmer's market? Catherine Văn-Davies, Aubrey Plaza, Cristin Milioti, Zoe Kravitz? You know, spoopy vibes but is a nice human.
Someone he can talk to about "radical" politics and complain about the world with?
Someone from Food Not Bombs that he's been to court with for citations?
Bill Hader, Will Arnet, Sam Rockwell, Constance Wu, Winona Ryder, Sarah Paulson just because.