lifestyle bill hader or jake gyllenhaal for something questionable, alexander ludwig or anyone blonde for her favorite brother, the ex (m/f/nb) she came to boston with for a hateful friendship, a ride or die, anyone who she's photographed (or who she has forced to model for her), chaos demons and fellow idiots, a current or upcoming fwb, bartending coworkers or patrons, anyone who wants to get high and watch musicals.