courty people who also keep odd hours for custom exchanges, someone/s he gave a fake name to at a bar who then encounters him on the app like 👀, someone whose grandmother keeps trying to set them up, maybe his younger sister? someone/s he's an accidental sugar daddy for (as long as they don't want to actually call him daddy), more people to boss him about because it's what he deserves, fellow healthcare workers and europeans and anyone who wants to write or figure out some fun and random connections.