lifestyle blowing the dust off like an old nintendo cartridge. how about the young couple she officiated for on a whim? i can promise she'll be nosily invested in their lives forever. someone whose car she accidentally broke into because they drive the same color ford fiesta, and she merely assumed that she locked her keys inside again. that one security guard who carries her out like a sack of potatoes every time she goes urban spelunking (spoiler: it's her favorite part of the misadventure). jeff godblum as a retired kitchen gadget inventor like dan formosa of epicurious. a local who is best known for their ridiculous commercial. bizarre regional ads are some of my favorite things.