crashed in the dreary process of setting up, but i'm bringing you the fraud in the form of a semi-famous lead in a netflix docuseries on survival (think equate brand bear grylls), BUT SURPRISE!!!! (are we really though) it's all scripted and he's a hack. sure, he's learned some things here or there to get by for a little, but 👀 i'm aiming for mostly organic but i wouldn't mind whomever he sat next to (begrudgingly) in coach, aaaaand help choosing between ashton kutcher or tom hopper