portlandish a male for a cradle-to-grave childhood best friend for an epic bromance. bonus points for robert pattinson, but that's not a deal breaker. a female for a slightly (okay maybe more than slightly) complicated best friend line! she would be the sister of his ex-girlfriend/baby mama. his daughter's mom hasn't been in the picture since she was born, so like I said.. complicated. employees for the arcade/bar he co-owns with bassy.