spellcasters she is: longtime agony aunt at the daily prophet writing under the pseudonym "mother brunnhilde," slightly accused of being an accomplice to murder 10-15 years ago when a woman she gave advice to tried to poison her husband. (a wee bit culpable? perhaps. but the council of magical law said not guilty soooooooooo.) you are: interested in a line of any Flavour™, tolerant of being called "pet" and "love" (she's geordie so), capable of enjoying her perfume of firewhisky and cigarette smoke. let me know what we can work out 🤗