involve a best friend for random 3 am phone calls where they both just share a stream of consciousness and promptly hang up, employees at his family's restaurant, exes for varying levels of commitment, a casual hookup he's had for the last couple of months because he's a workaholic who doesn't know how to handle a personal life, tom holland, emma stone, daisy edgar jones, tobey maguire as the big brother he never had, 30+ crew, alexandra shipp, taylor swift, jamie dornan, vanessa hudgens, lines with anyone who wants or needs 'em