involve john cena or any m of similar age and build to be the high school gym teacher and his work crush. a 35+ f for his longtime girlfriend he broke up with after figuring out his sexuality, but they remain good friends. platonic girlfriends for him to dote on and talk about boys with. more olds for an oldies brunch club where they drink bloody marys, order huge plates of food, and tip their server generously. 30+ dudes for fwb/nsa on the dl since he’s not fully out yet. connections with other natives!