spellcasters someone who can fashion a 10/10 arse business card for ~unkempt because who is more deserving? (no really 👀), bill skarsgård, noah centineo, joe keery, courtney eaton, ayo edebiri, hannah marks, a new-agey wizard who's a bit of a tosser but people still love hearing his bullshit because it's free entertainment, someone to make her weak in the knees that she will inevitably end up showering with adoration when she's in full blown brain scramblies, someone still in the cult she left for some drama or someone investigating it for trouble, someone to help explain why i have a draft in my email that says "this is the darkest quietest corner let me eat my pickle in peace" and nothing else, all the things everyone else wants because they're so lovely