woodview thinking of bringing the up to no good divorcee in mid-life crisis who tends to be the talk of the town. she can't let go of her cheerleader days at woodview high, is always inappropriate especially on instagram, is likely on a cocktail of meds at any given time, runs a yoga studio, lets the town 20-somethings all come over for drunken pool parties, and always bring the drama - age is no object to her when it comes to friendship or flings. leaning towards kate beckinsale but also considering minka kelly, kim k or january jones and would love to hear other suggestions. it would be great to find a daughter or son who is horrified by her antics for some family drama, potentially an ex husband, and any ex or current flings (m or f) the more scandalous the better