espions thinking of bringing this techie to you guys. lines while i write him up pls! people to judge his food choices, excessive caffeine intake and outdoors-avoiding ways? fellow techies to love bc they get him. people who come to him for off-the-record favors (to look up an ex maybe, or put a virus in someone's phone they had a grudge with)? people who are always trying to give him a lesson (or ten) in self-defense bc these noodle arms do no good when it comes to protecting himself obvs. he's also run afoul of the bad side of law in his past, so any shady connections would be great.