harbors boston transplants, hockey fans and anyone who saw him play for the rangers or bruins and gives him shit for it, co workers at his brewery, a one night stand who shows up for a job for some fun awkwardness, tinder swipes/fwbs, other dog parents to hang out with, anyone to join an adult kick ball or dodgeball league, camping/hiking buddies, people to exchange customs with so i can annoy them at all hours, teen wolf faces especially posey and shelley hennig, maze runner faces, camila mendes, lili reinhart, olivia holt, logan lerman for an epic bromance, neighbors or a roommate to share his house with, anything and everything!