no details, head empty, pretty faces must kiss. more seriously: he's upfront about the fact he's married, but he and wifey have a highfalutin ldr where they can smash other people in a semi-monogamous way. other red flags include: he thinks all laws are methods of oppression that disadvantage the weakest and bravest the most, leads a chapter of UNICEF if UNICEF secretly wanted to mind control world leaders, and litters constantly.