lifestyle coming your way and looking for lines! his name is (unfortunately) norbert, he's a jack of all trades and - i cannot stress this enough - the master of absolutely nothing. he drifts aimlessly from job to job collecting friends, flings and absolutely zero life lessons. he is infuriatingly just good enough at most things that he never seems to have to put in a lot of effort. also i would love if his current job was being an emcee for a roller derby/open mic night/amateur wrestling sitch if anyone is involved in that!