LMAO FUCK I LOVE THIS IDEA? birdie is a native and i think woud have been around 22 or 23 when they met and she'd have been close to graduating college so maybe they met at her sports bar she's been working at forever or some sort of college party and like clicked and become really good buddies? when they met she would have had a long time boyfriend and he would have seen the demise of that this year after two years and seen her be messy in all her stupid efforts to find the next birdie moore with his anti-dating ways. she's got major golden retriever energy where she can make friends with anyone and often is running around creating chaos without even realizing it. she'd LOVE his kool-aid fountain but would have been like 'should have been made with monster energy tbh'