this is the worst generic cliff's notes summary of all time but james is a 24 to 26 (depending on which face i choose!) year old MESS of a human being that legitimately refuses to do normal adult things like work because her father was a real piece in his day and siphons guilt money into her bank account regularly so she can exist playing video games all day long if that's what she wants to do. she's smart and does attempt to take the occasional class in college but her worst fear in life is turning into her father, so she tries to avoid work in general because she's convinced that she is genetically predisposed to being a workaholic. she has a dark, somewhat self-deprecating sense of humor so nobody can beat her to roasting herself and maybe a little bit of an obsession with horror.