uhhh actually mimi's column told him geminis risk getting trampled by a sudden herd of angry wildebeests if they take part in staff meetings on tuesdays. and wednesdays. thursdays and fridays? also dodgy. best just to replace him with a house elf wearing a paper plate with his face scribbled on it, you know, for luck. and avoiding herds of angry wildebeests. she's the very practical dada professor and he's the (fake)(but not so fake) seer teaching divination - i think this professional slap fight was meant to be.