alright spellcasters before i question everything again anyone want the jason mendoza of quidditch aka your local half-elf himbo who didn't meet the expectations of his elven colony and is here for a good time? i'd love a team to place him on (thinking beater or goalie), a few friends he has a questionably decent wrock band with, hogwarts connections like a bestie from first year, the much more clever ex (any gender) that confused everyone, someone to protect him from himself, etc etc