i love you, it's ruining my life. (seducing) wrote in pbads,
i would love to pivot this into an unexpected friendship, honestly, because what better way to start off a friendship than unknowingly beating each other to the punch on old jobs turned her trying multiple times to take him out turned 'ah, fuck it, if i can't kill you i might as well befriend you'? so therapist's office it is, which is just. so amusing to me in and of itself, because here this poor guy is just trying to get some (probably needed??) therapy, and zoya's popping in like, wait let me try and murder you first, please hold still.