cinem credits of machine gun kelly, judd apatow, rachel sennott, john mulaney, colin jost, anyone who's been on snl in the last eight years, everyone on the best friends, nicola peltz or someone similar as the classy cousin who pretends they're not related, unlikely friends and likely enemies, a roommate who tries to force him into a social life with sporadic success, a few attempts at dating that he inevitably ghosted, a podcast/documentary/prestige miniseries club because he can't read