okay so basically they're the same person, i love it. rocko is very much a casanova mostly because he knows he gets his heart broken easily, so he gravitates towards people like will who he knows will just be dtf and won't let him get his hopes up, and i think rocko would genuinely appreciate that in a way that most people don't? like, he loves a self-aware commitmentphobe. virtually all of the things you described are rocko to a t so i can just picture them meeting at some party and it's like a duel to see who can flirt harder faster