lifestyle dare i say michelle pfeiffer and patricia clarkson as her sisters? also absolutely everybody on this list, bring them and get a smooch on the lips. anybody she's worked for as an events planner. anyone her age (or younger? π) who's been a victim of her serial monogamy/terminal anxiety brain, or would like to become one. the person at the corner store who only knows her as the extremely tall lady who shows up at 5:30 in the morning in running gear and buys a huge coffee from the shitty coffee machine with the seriousness and gravity of a religious ritual.