flings a younger ex girlfriend who still pops by every once in a while, a barista who honestly thought he said his name was yoni, the anonymous neighbor who’s been criticizing his parking via notes left on his windshield but shifted their tone recently to include compliments and roasting depending on the day for an eventual confrontation, someone who’s committed to messing around in every national park by the end of 2022 and keeps a scratch-off map to track their progress, friends with or without benefits, especially those who might be steeped in unresolved tension, camping buddies and anyone into whitewater rafting, the ‘same time next year’ he’s been meeting up with in random places around the world for a three day sexcation over memorial day weekend who might’ve just moved to denver, whatever, we’re up for any and everything!