flings anyone he would know through his best friend/roommate sbarro or his twin brother elaborate, anyone else that works for the denver post where he takes pictures for a living, friends he ropes into playing softball with him for his mom's church when she ropes him in, a couple exes that went over a year that didn't work out for reasons we can brainstorm, flings/ex-flings or simply people he's nervous around since he's chronically nervous, cousins if anyone is in need of family for he and his brother and too many faces to name