civisthis probably made me LOL a bit more than it should.
can i have his apprentice, or a few apprentices (as i am sure a wizard of his caliber can handle it), a snarky relation with a snarky royal, past flings though they are few and far between (he'll be open to all genders), and maybe someone who has caught his eye and he knows he can't have... bring me shadow & bone faces, i'd love a richard madden for something specific and detailed while i work on his bio and app today!