flings more friends that don't mind that he occasionally claims that he's an alien 👽, anyone he would know through his best friend/roommate sbarro or his twin brother elaborate, anyone else that works for the denver post where he takes pictures for a living, friends he ropes into playing softball with him for his mom's church when she ropes him in, a couple exes that went over a year that didn't work out for reasons we can brainstorm, flings/ex-flings or simply people he's nervous around since he's chronically nervous, cousins if anyone is in need of family for he and his brother and too many faces to name while i prepare to tackle our plot post