flings would anyone be interested in bringing his identical twin (okay'd by the mods of course hit up my screened post, more friends that don't mind that he occasionally claims that he's an alien 👽, anyone he would know through his best friend/roommate sbarro, anyone else that works for the denver post where he takes pictures for a living, friends he ropes into playing softball with him for his mom's church when she ropes him in, a couple exes that went over a year that didn't work out for reasons we can brainstorm, flings/ex-flings or simply people he's nervous around since he's chronically nervous, cousins if anyone is in need of family