flings a younger sister of some kind (we can brainstorm!), pedro pascal, oscar isaac, other 40+ folks for bros, friends, etc. other employees to join spongeboob and inkribbon part time or full at his indie theater (host movie series, midnight shows, sling candy, this place has it all!) a fling who's way out of his league, the barista who knows his morning and afternoon order by heart, lines with everyone