flings could use a roommate, a flirtationship he has yet to pull the trigger on to their mutual frustration a la “buttons” by the pussycat dolls, the stranger he woke up with last weekend after a night out whose name he cannot remember (and will not admit), coworkers at beckon, especially the host or hostess who bullied him via shitty table assignments due to a crush he was oblivious to, whatever, i’m just playing fast and loose here!