browsers skate shop frequenters, exes/fwbs of either gender, people she's exposed on deuxmoi or people who have emailed in to expose their friends for future drama (it's a very well kept secret that she's behind the account but she loves to be a fly on the wall) a tavi gevinson type for a longterm friendship, night owls to connect with asap, more poc, a will white type because we need someone who middle aged women would eat the snot of around