look, i don't wanna be dramatic or anything, but i think the well being of browsers as a whole is riding on hunter schafer's back, so maybe come through? and while i'm at it, i wouldn't mind his singular ex for the drama i was trying to avoid in this post, a levelheaded cousin who's more like a sister and unafraid to call him on his shit, co-workers at the pleasure chest to quietly judge people's purchases with, a girl who loves sticking her thumb in all his bruises and anybody who wants to write a random run in or have their brain picked