nearby friends who can deal with his goldfish sized attention span, friends who have lost him at parties and found him dancing on top of a table like kat stratford, anyone who has dealt with his various different jobs and his conference meetings about the new love of his life!!!!!, anyone who has let him cut their hair and ended up with a mullet because it's all he knows how to do but very well, very short term exes bc commitment??, anyone to banter and flirt with because he loves attention, musically inclined friends to be around for the only time he's actually serious and focused, all the things