lifestyle bite club members who designate a different greasy spoon every month and evaluate their eats. a best fiend whose role in her life is to specifically cause annoyance and inconvenience during business hours, and vice versa. they don't know how to function without something to bitch about. the security guard who siiighs and scooby doo chases her through abandoned buildings. maybe a 20-something who is gregnant for her to smother. she wants an overnight promotion to "hottest grandma" at the knitting circle. in your face, gretchen.