bleeper a bff from his nyu days and other college friends, a fellow army brat he knows from childhood, hookups/flings/exes of any gender and degree of messiness, past coworkers from a string of part-time jobs, local businesses or people who've hired him for photoshoots, fellow artists to collaborate with, rich folks he's scammed (or attempted to) on bleeper, party animals to go out dancing all night with, new custom/wire buddies for organic friendships, give me your ridiculous suggestions