lifestyle a lunchtime rival for a ralph & sam dynamic where they're fine during off-hours, but on-the-clock is about spiting each other for spite's sake. a young couple she officiated for and now she's nosily invested in their relationship. a winnebago salesman to convince her she needs to let country roads take her home. she's not from west virginia, but those blue ridge mountains sound nice. security guards to carry her like a sack of potatoes from her urban spelunking attempts. hijinks, here. come get your hijinks!