zonkos an older sibling that's had to play mediator between her and her parents their whole lives, a housemate that doesn't mind keeping merith fed because she's great at chores and terrible at food, other upper class hogwarts alums (class of 2013) with gross families who aren't pureblood but sure like to act like they are, all the classmates she had dark hallway encounters with, the queer male friend her parents expect her to get married to that she's pretending to date so his parents (and hers tbh) stay off their backs, a female fling she's also hiding from her parents, okay just anyone else having real big parent issues well into their 20s, another metamorphmagus she met during school that she caused all the chaos with by "practicing" their ability on unsuspecting students. other hit witches/wizards, especially a partner that's seen her at her worst! anyone else working in the department of magical law enforcement, including the poor clerk perpetually having to track her down for her reports