she's annoyingly secretive (we're sorry) due to a colorful past, but isn't so bad one-on-one. v v scorpio, she works in sfx make-up but is schlubbing it this holiday season behind the counter at ysl. she's a vault for her friends, a killer conversationalist with a switchblade tongue who always conveniently wriggles out of a too-personal question, and is unerringly loyal until you wrong her -- then her intensely scary wrath kicks in and she's plotting your death, babyyy.