bleeper boyd holbrook obviously! her 19 year old stepsister (i could age her up a smidge if needed!), a maternal cousin from ireland who moved to ny sometime in the last five years and doubles as her roommate orrrr a roommate in general, anyone in the publishing industry (her agent, editors, fellow authors), anyone she knows from her time in ireland, her best friend from college, anyone who attended nyu around 2008-2012, fellow new york natives in their late 20s/early 30s who could've known her from high school, someone she tries and fails to avoid because they had a hilariously terrible blind date once, aaaand a guy she's become friendly with after accidentally pepper spraying him and apologizing 6000 times